Antiques liquidation, p.1
Antiques Liquidation, page 1
Contents
Cover
Also by Barbara Allan
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Epigraph
Map
Chapter One: Button Button, Who’s Got the Button
Chapter Two: I Spy With My Little Eye
Chapter Three: Wink, Wink, Murder
Chapter Four: Tug of War
Chapter Five: Hike and Seek
Chapter Six: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Chapter Seven: Double Double This That
Chapter Eight: Ding-Dong Ditch
Chapter Nine: Huckle Buckle Beanstalk
Chapter Ten: Tic Tac Toe
Chapter Eleven: Truth or Dare
Chapter Twelve: What Time Is It, Mr Wolf?
Chapter Thirteen: Mother May I
Also by Barbara Allan
Trash ‘n’ Treasures mysteries
ANTIQUES ROADKILL
ANTIQUES MAUL
ANTIQUES FLEE MARKET
ANTIQUES BIZARRE
ANTIQUES KNOCK-OFF
ANTIQUES DISPOSAL
ANTIQUES CHOP
ANTIQUES CON
ANTIQUES SLAY RIDE (e-book)
ANTIQUES FRUITCAKE (e-book)
ANTIQUES SWAP
ANTIQUES ST. NICKED (e-book)
ANTIQUES FATE
ANTIQUES FRAME
ANTIQUES WANTED
ANTIQUES HO-HO-HOMICIDES
ANTIQUES RAVIN’
ANTIQUES FIRE SALE
ANTIQUES CARRY ON *
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ANTIQUES LIQUIDATION
Barbara Allan
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Brandy’s quote:
‘When one person is mad and the other isn’t,
the mad one always wins’
– Mary O’Hara
Mother’s quote:
‘Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but words will never harm me’
– old adage
ONE
Button Button, Who’s Got the Button
I was shaken rudely from a deep slumber. My art-deco-appointed bedroom was dark, but I could make out Mother’s disembodied face floating above me, a ghostly mask in oversize glasses and lipstick.
I was Brandy Borne, thirty-three, blonde by choice, divorced by misadventure, Prozac by prescription; Mother was mid-seventies – exactly how ‘mid’ a well-guarded secret – Danish stock, widowed, and bipolar.
‘Warning lights flashing, dear!’ she said, settling into one almost-in-focus image. ‘Your help needed!’
‘Wha … what’s wrong?’ I asked groggily.
Her response was to pull back the covers, exposing me in my short pjs, and Sushi, my little brown-and-white shih tzu, to the chill of an over-compensating air-conditioning system in August.
I sat up. ‘What time is it?’
‘Two o’clock,’ Mother said.
‘In the morning?’
‘Yes. Don’t tarry now! Get dressed.’
‘What is this about?’ I demanded, and leaned over to click on the bedside light – a 1939 World’s Fair Saturn lamp whose pink glow added a touch of further mystery.
Two in the morning or not, Mother was nicely coiffed, wavy silver tresses pinned back in a neat bun, her makeup perfect, like the Werewolf of London’s hair. She was wearing all black, unusual for her … unless she was up to no sneaky good.
Her chin rose and her eyes lowered. ‘I’ll fill you in on the way,’ she said.
‘Nooooo,’ I replied. ‘You’ll fill me in right now.’
The eyes widened, an alarming sight behind those magnifying-glass lenses. ‘Don’t you trust me?’
‘Of course I don’t.’
Her sigh began at her toes. ‘How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child!’
Mother – a community theater diva when she isn’t acting the amateur sleuth in what passes around here for real life – loves to trot out that Shakespeare line. But I wasn’t having any of it. Besides, what could I manage with one lousy tooth against this formidable woman? Now, a whole mouthful, I might stand a chance.
She sat herself primly on the edge of the mattress and took on an air of reasonableness – not her most convincing performance. ‘Very well, if we must. It’s regarding the auction next week.’
Mother had been talking incessantly about attending that upcoming event with an eye on freshening the stock of our Trash ’n’ Treasures antiques shop. But I’d paid scant attention, having put a moratorium on going to any auctions myself, deeming them a waste of time – you either didn’t get what you wanted, or paid too much if you did.
She was saying, ‘Anyway, the auctioneer is Conrad Norris, and he has agreed—’
I smirked. ‘To sell you some things beforehand because you once were “an item.”’
Mother splayed a hand on her bosom. ‘Brandy! You simply must refrain from itemizing my male friends of a certain age as if each and every one is a former paramour. You have an overactive imagination, child. You seem to think I’ve spent my life being intimate with every available man in Serenity!’
‘Only the straight ones.’
She stared at me, a beautiful older woman with the eyes of a big bug. ‘That’s not worthy of a response.’
‘And yet you just gave me one,’ I countered. ‘All right. You have some dirt on this Conrad Who’s-it and you’re blackmailing him to get a jump on the auction.’
Her head tilted and her expression tried for thoughtful. ‘Such a harsh word, blackmail. I prefer quid pro quo.’
‘You prefer “quid,” period. I won’t be a part of blackmail, by any name … particularly not at two o’clock in the morning.’ I gave her a ‘so there’ look and flopped back on the bed.
Mother stood. ‘All right then. But don’t hold me responsible for what I might buy on the sly without your guiding influence. I’ll have to go it alone!’
The second Mother uttered the word ‘go’ Sushi jumped off the bed, essentially defecting to her side.
At the door, Mother made a Columbo-like pause to turn back and ask, ‘By the by, how’s our liquidity?’
If she meant the shop’s, then, not good – mostly due to a slowdown in foot-traffic during summer’s dog days, but also thanks to some poor purchasing decisions on her part. Or perhaps you’re interested in a dozen never-used Brownie cameras, a box of old glass insulators, or some old rusty dental tools?
‘Oh … fine!’ I said childishly. ‘But you’ll have to take me just as I am.’
‘Don’t I always, darling?’
Just the same, I threw on a leopard-print robe over my pjs, and settled my feet into a pair of Minnie Mouse slippers.
With Sushi in my arms, we went out into the humid, sticky night to our new gently used Buick SUV in the driveway. We used to have a more ecologically friendly vehicle, but Mother could never get used to the hybrid, thinking it had stalled at every stoplight. Plus, she liked having some room in back for hauling finds from yard sales and junk shops.
I got behind the wheel, Mother riding shotgun, Sushi on her lap.
With a frown I asked, ‘Why are you dressed like that?’
‘Like what, dear?’
‘All in black like a burglar or a ninja or something. Please tell me we’re not breaking in somewhere. And don’t say, “Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies!”’
After all, we’d once done thirty days in the county jail for just such an offense, a light sentence only because along the way we’d managed to catch a killer. While Mother had a ripping good (her words) time in stir (also her word), befriending other female inmates, I had been miserable, gaining five pounds on the starchy jailhouse fare.
‘No, dear, we’ve been invited where we’re going,’ she replied. ‘But it could be dusty, and black is rather forgiving in that regard.’
Frowning, I leaned toward her. ‘Is that my new cashmere sweater?’ I’d snagged the off-season luxury item at a discount, online.
‘I didn’t have anything black,’ she replied, adding, ‘It’s not in my color chart.’
‘So those are my slacks, too!’
‘Possibly.’
Fuming, I said, ‘You’d better not get them filthy!’
‘Brandy, dear,’ Mother said, the voice of reason. ‘Let’s not keep Mr Norris waiting.’
I started the car. In a bored cabby voice, I managed, ‘Where to, lady?’
‘The old warehouse on Main.’
I backed the SUV out of the drive, and pointed it in the direction of downtown Serenity.
And now for some back story on our quaint little Iowa town, population twenty-five thousand, give or take a few souls. (Longtime readers may skip to the paragraph beginning with ‘Where was I?’)
First to settle on the grassy banks of the Mississippi River in the fertile valley between two bluffs were the peaceable Mascoutin Indians. Germans arrived to build lucrative lumber mills, and the Indians politely moved over. Then the Germans grudgingly made room for Scandinavians, who established pearl-button factories by harvesting mussel shells from the river. About the same time, Serenity – one of the stops on the Underground Railroad during the Civil War – offered a safe haven and freedom for runaway slaves, some of whom decided to stick around.
After that came an influx of migrants from Mexico who labored in the tomato and melon fields during the summer; they liked what they found, and everybody moved over, except the wealthy who inhabited East Hill, having helped themselves to the best view of the Mississippi River early on.
The ethnic mix remained the same until the debacle of the Vietnam War, after which Serenity welcomed displaced people of Asian descent, adding one more ingredient to our ethnic melting pot. For a town our size, we have a pleasing array of authentic food from all over the world, with a special nod to the Italians, who showed up some time or other. My sense of history isn’t perfect.
A word about the Mascoutins. Every so often, some well-meaning citizen petitions the city council to remove the bronze statue of the chief of the Indian tribe from the river front, or change the name of our community college’s Mascoutins baseball team, or rename Papoose Creek. Every time such well-meaning efforts are mounted, Mother puts on the American Indian costume she wore for a teenage stint playing Princess Iowana on a local kids’ television program, and goes before the council on ‘Citizens Speak Night.’ There, blissfully unaware of her political incorrectness, she solemnly approaches the microphone, and, raising her head-dressed head regally, gazes out over the overflowing audience.
‘So,’ Princess Iowana begins, ‘you seek to erase any trace of my people …’ Always a few titters here, due to Mother’s obvious Nordic heredity. ‘… as if we never existed! As if we didn’t welcome you with open arms. As if our bones are not buried on the very ground you now inhabit.’ (There had been several Indian mounds discovered in the city park.)
I don’t mean to imply Mother’s speech was always the same – she covered various ground (burial ground included) and improvised in a manner combining eloquence with unintentional humor. Which is why she always drew a capacity crowd for these performances, and why the end result was always the same – a standing ovation for Princess Iowana, the now-sheepish do-gooders silenced.
Princess Iowana, by the way, was not a historical figure representing the Mascoutins, but the picture on the Iowana Dairy milk cartons.
Where was I?
Our destination was Pearl City Plaza, a block of restored and refurbished Victorian buildings turned into boutiques and bistros and nightspots, with nice apartments on the upper floors. The warehouse where we were headed was the only holdout, a neglected four-story red-brick structure at the end of the street, a decaying tooth in an otherwise attractive smile.
The warehouse had been built in the mid-1800s by Germans from Hanover who established a wholesale food business supplying mom-and-pop neighborhood grocery stores. According to Mother, the company had survived until the arrival of the big chain supermarkets, whose own food supply network spelled the end of the wholesale company and the mom-and-pops they served.
‘Who bought the building after the grocery company went bust?’ I asked Mother. We were cruising a deserted Main Street, lit by faux Victorian lampposts.
‘A man by the name of Lyle Dayton. But everyone called him the Liquidator.’
‘Sounds ominous.’
‘He was a bit of a rascal,’ she admitted. ‘Ran a business with the help of his young nephew, Ryan Dayton, buying up unsold and unwanted merchandise for a pittance – mostly taking advantage of bankruptcies. Used the warehouse for storage, then sold the items for a tidy profit.’ Mother pointed. ‘Turn here, dear.’
I did. ‘One way to make a buck, I suppose.’
‘Yes, if a bit unsavory.’
We were bouncing along a potholed alley.
‘What happened to this Dayton?’ I asked. ‘I never heard of him. Did he leave town?’
‘No, Lyle disappeared eight or nine years ago – here we are, dear. Pull up next to the loading dock.’
I complied, then killed the engine. ‘Maybe the nephew liquidated the Liquidator.’
I was just making a bad joke, but Mother swiveled toward me with eyes wide. ‘That’s what I thought – Ryan being Lyle’s only relative. But soon after the disappearance, the nephew closed the liquidation company, shuttered all but the first floor of the building, and rented to various business.’
That part of the history I knew – the bottom floor of the warehouse had been, variously, a dance club, Mexican restaurant, work-out gym, and the late lamented antiques mall where Mother and I had rented a booth beginning our Trash ’n’ Treasures venture together, not long after I’d come crawling home from Chicago after my divorce.
‘Still,’ I said, ‘sounds like the nephew always found a way to make money out of the position his uncle left him in.’
‘Eking out an existence is more like it,’ she said. ‘The cost of maintaining the building, and paying property taxes, ultimately overwhelmed him.’ She paused. ‘And if Ryan Dayton had killed his uncle – why wait until this year before going to court to have the man declared dead, whereby the nephew would inherit the building free and clear?’
Leave it to Mother to weave a sinister tapestry out of a wisecrack of mine. But I found myself asking, ‘What’s the statute in Iowa for declaring someone dead who’s gone missing?’
‘As short as six months in some cases.’ She paused. ‘But that’s rare – such as when some poor soul is witnessed jumping off a bridge, and the body isn’t recovered.’
Which had happened from time to time in Serenity, our bridge pedestrian-friendly, but the current of the Mississippi River at times unfriendly.
‘No,’ Mother went on, still weaving, ‘I think Ryan always thought his uncle would return one day, like Enoch Arden.’
‘Who?’
‘It’s a famous poem, dear. Tennyson. Perhaps I should have encouraged you to read more than Glamour and Elle in your youth.’
‘You were too busy reading Rex Stout and Agatha Christie.’
We exited the SUV, Mother transferring Sushi to me, and headed toward a door adjacent to the loading dock.
‘Don’t tell me,’ I said. ‘Doug Holden snatched up this place.’ Holden was a local developer who owned all the other buildings on the block and had gradually refurbished them.
‘Lock, stock, and barrel,’ she said. ‘I understand he’s planning to restore the outside to its original majesty, and transform the inside into luxury condos.’
I didn’t see what was majestic about a big crumbling brick building, but Mother was a great proponent of architectural conservation. She once chained herself to the front entrance of the old art moderne Palace movie house to save it from the wrecking ball. The theater died anyway, becoming a parking lot yet giving birth to the Serenity Historical Preservation Society, devoted to preventing other such architectural demises around town.
